Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Art Imitating Life

Will someone please explain to me how this is not typecasting? Have you no shame, Mr. Tarantino?

This is as weak as casting Tom Cruise as an out of control, wacky member of cult attempting to pass itself off as a religion. That's right, I'm talking about you, Scientologists. And you, too, Xenu.

Again, whoever's minding Ms. Spears these days needs to be beaten for even having her mentioned in the same sentence with "killer lesbian stripper." I mean, isn't this where Ms. Spears clearly seems to be destined anyway? Why hasten the inevitable transformation?

And special thanks to GorT and his mad skills with all things electronic for the age progression of Britney Spears posted to the left here.

Not for nothing, but Ms. Spears is going to age into someone who looks an awful lot like another lesbian serial killer.