What Would Tiger Do?

Perhaps this explains why "Republicans" are having a hard time winning elections these days. It gives one pause as to what young Andrew picked up about conservatism at home from his father. (And yes, I know Andrew hasn't spoke to his father in some time, what with Dad dumping Mom and all.)

I truly feel for Giuliani the Lesser, what with meritocracy screwing him out of his richly deserved professional golfing career. I mean, he really wanted it, and The Man won't let him have it. It's not fair! It seems that now lawyers believe one is a victim and is due compensation if one can't compete on the merits.

And, kudos to Master Giuliani's attorney, Robert Ekstrand, Esq., for somehow turning "I got cut from the team. You owe me. Put me back on the team or pay me." into 198 pages of complaint. Genius!

In answer to the initial question posed, due to his skill and work ethic, Tiger would have never been in this position in the first place.

N.B., I base this post solely on the linked ESPN story above. Young Andrew's complaint is not currently available online, and my take could be proven wrong. But I doubt it.