Hello! My Name Is ...

Sex Fruit! Only in the Anglosphere does this sort of nonsense happen. No one in Bangladesh or Sudan pulls this sort of stunt, mostly because they're too busy figuring out how they're going to eat today.

Parents should follow the wise child-naming guidance of my mother, St. Mildred of the Greater D.C. Metroplex. At a baptism once, as the parents stated the name of their child for all to hear, St. Mildred turned to me and in a disapproving stage whisper said "That's not a saint's name." So, to all parents out there, for goodness' sake, pick a saint's name for your offspring. Something meaningful. Like Dymphna, patron saint of the insane. Plus, Dymphna's kind of hot for a saint.

And, yes, I leave aside (for the moment) discussion of the notion that it's acceptable for a government to have any sort of involvement in the naming of children.